Hello, I'm Mike. Generally average, sometimes great.

I'm British and moving to Auckland from London for a year for work. I've been living with various flatmates for over 12 years of all creeds and colours. I've developed a deft repertoire of qualities for being a good, sometimes great, flatmate. I'm clean, tidy and quite organised. I'm more meek than menacing, but that's because I'm British.

I love most things normal people love, but I particularly enjoy endurance sports, triathlon and football.

I'm a forensic psychiatrist. No, I can't read peoples' minds. No, I don't like watching true crime documentaries. Yes, they're letting me into your country despite Covid.

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